Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces



You are ready to become a romantic risk-taker. This is the week. Do not be afraid of getting hurt.

As you climb over the cemetery gates, onyx dagger in hand, and enter the sepulcher that houses the dark vortex that leads to the under-place know that nothing can hurt you if your heart is pure, and your love is real.

Demonic hounds may assault you, but love will prevail.

Disembodied spirits will offer you riddles and try to trick you, but through your devotion the true path with be become clear.

That’s all metaphorical by the way. Love is complicated. Do NOT break into a cemetery. We get in trouble every time someone does that at our behest. No cemeteries.