Weekly Horrorscope: Aries



This is going to be your week. Take the time to relax and appreciate your own hard work.
Also… actually no. Nevermind. This is going to be a good week.

Now would be a good time to catch up with close friends. Don’t be afraid to be a bit silly, not everything needs to be planned.

Okay, I was not going to say anything, any it’s probably nothing, but… Maybe watch out for this symbol.

It’s probably nothing, really. But just. Like. Do watch out.

Last thing is to look after yourself. The new year can be hectic, so make sure you take a day and pamper yourself.

And watch out for that symbol. Especially if it appears somewhere familiar to you. Like, in your home. Somewhere it should not be. Somewhere it could not conceivably be.

If it is on your ceiling when you awaken, but it is gone when you turn on the light, just get out of the house.

Actually, maybe try to get out of the house a whole lot more this year. Exercise is good.
And hey, it’s going to be a good week.