Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces



As the year draws to a close you may be tempted to look towards your future, but beware – all may not be as you would hope.

After 2016 finally ends you will be devastated with your life choices, soul destroying job, lack of recognition and/or other blunders and by 2017 will have looked at your C.V. with intense self loathing.

The most important months of the year for love life decisions are May and July, when you will have emotionally and physically crippling revelations about your former, current or potential soulmate.

You are being drawn towards new possibilities as you read this. A new home perhaps, maybe even a new country? You may as well go for it… things couldn’t really get any worse, could they?