Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Frankenstein’s Monster sick of receiving creator’s mail

Adam Frankenstein, local science experiment and walking reminder of man's hubris, has petitioned the local council to sort the issue of his creator's mail...
Vampire Familiar Patrick Monahan

Irish politician outed as Familiar

An international search is underway for Patrick Monahan, a member of the Irish government and delegate to the European Union, who has disappeared following...

PETA claims their animal protection ethos does not extend to Werewolves

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have said today that they will not fight for Werewolf rights. In the statement released online the...
Poison candy love heart

Man gives heart to valentine, dies soon after

A man has died after attempting what is being called the ‘most brainless romantic gesture ever seen’. Giovanni Fapello, a 23 year old Gondolieri (sails...

Minotaur skeleton unearthed in Greece; Most complete ever found

Archaeologists in Greece have unearthed what they believe may be the most complete Minotaur skeleton ever found. Discovered on the Island of Crete, just...

“We Made a Huge Mistake” – Reptilians Who Backed Hillary

Donald Trump won the US presidential election early this morning in a stunning victory that sent shock-waves around the world. Probably the biggest shock came...

Youtube issues warning over killer video

Youtube has today issued a warning to all users about a video that reportedly kills anyone who watches it. Like many others, the video begins...

Disney Execs “Not Collecting Blood” – Disney Press Release

According to a recent press release from the Disney Corporation, their executive team “is not in the habit of collecting blood, human or otherwise.” This...

Vampire black market leaves medical blood supply at all time low in Europe

Blood transfusion services across Europe are finding it increasingly difficult to maintain emergency blood supplies. The president of the European Blood Alliance, Dr. Pierre...

IZSC meeting overrun by Zombie Horde

Seventeen people have been killed, twelve turned and at least thirty six injured as a meeting of the International Zombie Salvation Collective in Salford,...