Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces

As the year draws to a close you may be tempted to look towards your future, but beware - all may not be as...

Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces

You are ready to become a romantic risk-taker. This is the week. Do not be afraid of getting hurt. As you climb over the cemetery...
Bloody hand holding an iPhone displaying Friday 13th icon

13 ways to terrorize your loved ones this Friday 13th

This Friday 13th why not show your loved ones that you really care about them with a little bit of Terror: Sneak up behind...

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

A recent increase in deception and confusion should subside early this month only to return with a vengeance in the new year. Venus brings chaos and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

Capricorn! Today you are in terrible danger. You must- Oh I’m sorry, this is Sagittarius. Ahem. Sagittarius! Great news. The passing of a distant family member...

Weekly Horrorscope: Virgo

Whoa! Is that a clown behind you? What's wrong with it's face!? ... I swear it was right there. You were looking at the screen and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

You will wake up tomorrow with a spring in your step! Fully rested and ready to take on the world. Enjoy your coffee and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Leo

You are worrying too much about your future. Which is silly for all sorts of reasons. Laughable even. Image you thinking about your future. Hahahahahaha. Oh,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Well now, there's a surprise. I did not expect to see you here today… I guess that means you have yet to feel the...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Discipline, organization, preparedness. It is too late for any of these things. This week is going to keep you on your toes. The moment you...