Thursday, April 27, 2017

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

Capricorn! Today you are in terrible danger. You must- Oh I’m sorry, this is Sagittarius. Ahem. Sagittarius! Great news. The passing of a distant family member...

Weekly Horrorscope: Taurus

How well do you know yourself? A simple question. Maybe you have preconceived notions that affect how you view the world. Notions that are worth...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

The stars and planets will have no bearing on your destiny this week. You are on your own. It is as though the universe itself...

Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces

You are ready to become a romantic risk-taker. This is the week. Do not be afraid of getting hurt. As you climb over the cemetery...

Weekly Horrorscope: Cancer

You may lose something today, but do not worry. It is being taken away either because you no longer need it in your life,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Well now, there's a surprise. I did not expect to see you here today… I guess that means you have yet to feel the...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Avoid petty squabbles. With Mercury in retrograde, new people in your life may become contentious and unreasonable, and may reveal themselves to be made...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aries

This is going to be your week. Take the time to relax and appreciate your own hard work. Also… actually no. Nevermind. This is going...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Your growing sense of paranoia is not entirely unfounded. You will be unable to shake the feeling that you are being watched, because you...

Weekly Horrorscope: Gemini

You may find that you need to distance yourself from someone. Do not be afraid to hurt their feelings, or else you will not...