Sunday, December 17, 2017

Weekly Horrorscope: Libra

Romance is in the air this week… maybe.. You are being pursued by a mysterious stranger. It is a little hard to tell at this...

Weekly Horrorscope: Taurus

How well do you know yourself? A simple question. Maybe you have preconceived notions that affect how you view the world. Notions that are worth...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aries

This is going to be your week. Take the time to relax and appreciate your own hard work. Also… actually no. Nevermind. This is going...

Weekly Horrorscope: Cancer

You may lose something today, but do not worry. It is being taken away either because you no longer need it in your life,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Leo

You are worrying too much about your future. Which is silly for all sorts of reasons. Laughable even. Image you thinking about your future. Hahahahahaha. Oh,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

You will wake up tomorrow with a spring in your step! Fully rested and ready to take on the world. Enjoy your coffee and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Gemini

You may find that you need to distance yourself from someone. Do not be afraid to hurt their feelings, or else you will not...

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

A recent increase in deception and confusion should subside early this month only to return with a vengeance in the new year. Venus brings chaos and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Well now, there's a surprise. I did not expect to see you here today… I guess that means you have yet to feel the...

Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces

You are ready to become a romantic risk-taker. This is the week. Do not be afraid of getting hurt. As you climb over the cemetery...