Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Your growing sense of paranoia is not entirely unfounded. You will be unable to shake the feeling that you are being watched, because you...

Weekly Horrorscope: Leo

You are worrying too much about your future. Which is silly for all sorts of reasons. Laughable even. Image you thinking about your future. Hahahahahaha. Oh,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Libra

Romance is in the air this week… maybe.. You are being pursued by a mysterious stranger. It is a little hard to tell at this...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aries

This is going to be your week. Take the time to relax and appreciate your own hard work. Also… actually no. Nevermind. This is going...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

The stars and planets will have no bearing on your destiny this week. You are on your own. It is as though the universe itself...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

You will wake up tomorrow with a spring in your step! Fully rested and ready to take on the world. Enjoy your coffee and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Discipline, organization, preparedness. It is too late for any of these things. This week is going to keep you on your toes. The moment you...

Weekly Horrorscope: Gemini

You may find that you need to distance yourself from someone. Do not be afraid to hurt their feelings, or else you will not...

Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces

You are ready to become a romantic risk-taker. This is the week. Do not be afraid of getting hurt. As you climb over the cemetery...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Avoid petty squabbles. With Mercury in retrograde, new people in your life may become contentious and unreasonable, and may reveal themselves to be made...