Sunday, August 20, 2017

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Discipline, organization, preparedness. It is too late for any of these things. This week is going to keep you on your toes. The moment you...

Weekly Horrorscope: Ophiuchus

Be wary of offers that seem too good to be true. The things that you desire may bring nothing but pain and terror, and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

A recent increase in deception and confusion should subside early this month only to return with a vengeance in the new year. Venus brings chaos and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Libra

Romance is in the air this week… maybe.. You are being pursued by a mysterious stranger. It is a little hard to tell at this...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Avoid petty squabbles. With Mercury in retrograde, new people in your life may become contentious and unreasonable, and may reveal themselves to be made...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

You will wake up tomorrow with a spring in your step! Fully rested and ready to take on the world. Enjoy your coffee and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Your growing sense of paranoia is not entirely unfounded. You will be unable to shake the feeling that you are being watched, because you...

New Emojis to Include Vampire Skin Tone

The next emoji pack is on it’s way, and along with the usual addition of foods, animals and memes (we’re looking at you, Face...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aries

This is going to be your week. Take the time to relax and appreciate your own hard work. Also… actually no. Nevermind. This is going...

Weekly Horrorscope: Cancer

You may lose something today, but do not worry. It is being taken away either because you no longer need it in your life,...