Friday, March 24, 2017

Weekly Horrorscope: Virgo

Whoa! Is that a clown behind you? What's wrong with it's face!? ... I swear it was right there. You were looking at the screen and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Ophiuchus

Be wary of offers that seem too good to be true. The things that you desire may bring nothing but pain and terror, and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Well now, there's a surprise. I did not expect to see you here today… I guess that means you have yet to feel the...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

The stars and planets will have no bearing on your destiny this week. You are on your own. It is as though the universe itself...

Weekly Horrorscope: Taurus

How well do you know yourself? A simple question. Maybe you have preconceived notions that affect how you view the world. Notions that are worth...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aries

This is going to be your week. Take the time to relax and appreciate your own hard work. Also… actually no. Nevermind. This is going...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Your growing sense of paranoia is not entirely unfounded. You will be unable to shake the feeling that you are being watched, because you...

New Emojis to Include Vampire Skin Tone

The next emoji pack is on it’s way, and along with the usual addition of foods, animals and memes (we’re looking at you, Face...

Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces

As the year draws to a close you may be tempted to look towards your future, but beware - all may not be as...

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

Capricorn! Today you are in terrible danger. You must- Oh I’m sorry, this is Sagittarius. Ahem. Sagittarius! Great news. The passing of a distant family member...