Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Weekly Horrorscope: Pisces

You are ready to become a romantic risk-taker. This is the week. Do not be afraid of getting hurt. As you climb over the cemetery...

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Avoid petty squabbles. With Mercury in retrograde, new people in your life may become contentious and unreasonable, and may reveal themselves to be made...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

You will wake up tomorrow with a spring in your step! Fully rested and ready to take on the world. Enjoy your coffee and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

Capricorn! Today you are in terrible danger. You must- Oh I’m sorry, this is Sagittarius. Ahem. Sagittarius! Great news. The passing of a distant family member...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Well now, there's a surprise. I did not expect to see you here today… I guess that means you have yet to feel the...

Weekly Horrorscope: Libra

Romance is in the air this week… maybe.. You are being pursued by a mysterious stranger. It is a little hard to tell at this...

Weekly Horrorscope: Virgo

Whoa! Is that a clown behind you? What's wrong with it's face!? ... I swear it was right there. You were looking at the screen and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Leo

You are worrying too much about your future. Which is silly for all sorts of reasons. Laughable even. Image you thinking about your future. Hahahahahaha. Oh,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Cancer

You may lose something today, but do not worry. It is being taken away either because you no longer need it in your life,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Gemini

You may find that you need to distance yourself from someone. Do not be afraid to hurt their feelings, or else you will not...