Thursday, March 23, 2017

Weekly Horrorscope: Aquarius

Avoid petty squabbles. With Mercury in retrograde, new people in your life may become contentious and unreasonable, and may reveal themselves to be made...

Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

You will wake up tomorrow with a spring in your step! Fully rested and ready to take on the world. Enjoy your coffee and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

Capricorn! Today you are in terrible danger. You must- Oh I’m sorry, this is Sagittarius. Ahem. Sagittarius! Great news. The passing of a distant family member...

Weekly Horrorscope: Scorpio

Well now, there's a surprise. I did not expect to see you here today… I guess that means you have yet to feel the...

Weekly Horrorscope: Libra

Romance is in the air this week… maybe.. You are being pursued by a mysterious stranger. It is a little hard to tell at this...

Weekly Horrorscope: Virgo

Whoa! Is that a clown behind you? What's wrong with it's face!? ... I swear it was right there. You were looking at the screen and...

Weekly Horrorscope: Leo

You are worrying too much about your future. Which is silly for all sorts of reasons. Laughable even. Image you thinking about your future. Hahahahahaha. Oh,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Cancer

You may lose something today, but do not worry. It is being taken away either because you no longer need it in your life,...

Weekly Horrorscope: Gemini

You may find that you need to distance yourself from someone. Do not be afraid to hurt their feelings, or else you will not...
Bloody hand holding an iPhone displaying Friday 13th icon

13 ways to terrorize your loved ones this Friday 13th

This Friday 13th why not show your loved ones that you really care about them with a little bit of Terror: Sneak up behind...