Sunday, December 17, 2017

Naughties Band Puddle of Mudd Accidentally Booked for All Zombie Music Festival

In an embarrassing turn of events, naughties rock band Puddle of Mudd has been scheduled to perform at a Music Festival featuring all Zombie...

Jimquisition presenter Jim Sterling loses hand after run in with possessed Boglin

Jim Sterling, Youtube video game critic and creator of Boglin Watch, was today forced to hack his left hand off from the wrist after...

Vampire death metal band forced to cancel day time set

Vampire death metal band 'River of Blood' have been forced to cancel an upcoming appearance at popular outdoor music festival 'Festival de la Muerte'...

“New Dan Brown book set for 2017 release!” says the actual Devil

“Global publishing phenomenon Dan Brown, author of the #1 international blockbusters Inferno and The Da Vinci Code, will soon be releasing his latest Robert...