Weekly Horrorscope: Capricorn

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You will wake up tomorrow with a spring in your step! Fully rested and ready to take on the world. Enjoy your coffee and sing joyously in the shower.

Then suddenly stop singing, mid verse. Oh my god, someone else was singing as well. Are they in the house with you? It sounded like it was coming from inside the walls.

How long have they been spying on you? How do they know all the words to Hey Big Spender? Are they a fan of musicals or do you just sing it far too much?

All I’m saying is, maybe try expanding your repertoire.

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