Weekly Horrorscope: Sagittarius

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Capricorn! Today you are in terrible danger. You must-

Oh I’m sorry, this is Sagittarius. Ahem.

Sagittarius! Great news. The passing of a distant family member means that you are in line to receive a generous inheritance.

If you don’t have any distant family members on they way out, maybe check to see which of your older family are Capricorn. This mortal coil is long and arduous and they may just need a hand shuffling to the end of it.

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